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 Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the =
inncoent
phreakers around America has finally been concieved by the one phreak =
who is
the expert on lines and voltage: The Traveler. Other boxes by the =
Traveler
include the White Gold Box, the Aqua Box, The Diverti Box, and the Cold =
Box.
All of those plans will soon be available in a BBS/AE near you!
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 Well, for you people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box, here =
is a
brief summery of a legend.
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--*-=3D> The Blotto Box <=3D-*--
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   For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at =
first
made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that the =
function
of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage Master, it is
possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame, the Blotto =
Box is
finally available to the public.
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   NOTE: The Traveler can not be responcable for the information =
disclosed in
the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and should =
not be
actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse machine =
could have
the severe results listed below and could result in high federal =
prosecution!
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   All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box =
and
it's function.
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   The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on =
it's
knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the =
phone
lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an =
area
code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it =
for that
matter. As long as the switchhing system stays the same, this box will =
not
stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical =
impulses
that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will ring and =
ring
and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the box/ generator =
is
stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here. We are talking GENERATOR. Every =
phone
line will continue to ring, and people close to the box may be =
electricuted if
they pick up the phone.
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   But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or
generator. If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It =
will take
a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a =
superficial
aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is not =
advised! The
Blotto Box will continue as long as thee is electricity to continue =
with.
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   OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for =
you to
do with it...
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--*-=3D> The Blotto Box Functions and Installation <=3D-*--
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   Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The
following are the instructions for construction and use of this box. =
Please
read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt to
construct this box.
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   Materials:
             - A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in =
a
               stadium or some such place.
             - A radio shack cord set for 400 volts that splices a =
female
               plug into a phone line jack.
             - A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
             - A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' =
that
               you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main =
switch
               boards and would be a more effective line to start with.
               or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your =
area
                   code!
             - A soudering iron and much souder.
             - A remote control or long wooden pole.
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   Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here =
goes,
I will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of =
the
other listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make sure =
it is
one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole, not the huge =
ones at
the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything convienent, if you =
are
two feeble that fuck don't try this. Take a look inside... you are =
hunting
for color-coordinating lines of green and red. Now, take out your radio =
shack
cord and rip the meter thing off. Replace it with the voltage meter =
about. A
good level to set the voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the =
voltage
meter to the cord and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end =
of
the cord into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack =
part
off. Open it up and match the red and green wires with the other red and =
green
wires. NOTE: If you just had the generator on and have done this in the
correct order, you will be a crispy critter. Keep the generator off =
until you
plan to start it up. Now, sauder those lines together carefully. Wrap =
duck
tape or insultation tape around all of the wires. Now, place the remote
control right on to the startup of the generator. If you have the long =
pole,
make sure it is very long and stand back as far away as you can get and =
reach
the pole over. NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without =
reading
the file first, you sill realize now tHat your area code is about to =
become
null! Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for =
your
damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating so =
much
electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself. The =
generator
will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your area code,
because all of that energy is spreading through all of the phone lines =
around
you in every direction.
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   Have a nice day!
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--*-=3D> The Blotto Box: Aftermath <=3D-*--
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