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                         3/2/86----

Now at last, Underground_Elite brings you these ultrasophisticated box =
plans
for, well, uh, I guess we just kind of bring them for you. After many =
months
of keeping this puppy secret, we here at Underground_Elite have finally =
come
to the consensus that the public oughtn't be kept in the dark from the =
wrath
of Ma Bell, that great telephone company in the sky.

The Urine Box (tm) basically creates a capacitative disturbance between =
the
ring and tip wires in another's telephone headset. I have utilized this =
to the
distinct advantage of the operator of the Urine box and to the =
disadvantage
of the other party involved, hopefully you won't get caught.

Without further a doo, wire this schematic together. Copper wire (or =
gold)
will work best due to its lessened resistance. It might be a good idea =
to
keep the wiring cooled, to further reduce current loss.


              47k ohms         ---------------         .01 uF
  !\    !------/\/\/-----------! SPST switch !----!------)!---------!
  ! \   !                      ---------------    !                 !
  !  !--!                                         !                 ! +
  !  !----------<-!-----!--------/\/\/------------!             =
----------
  ! /         PVP diode !        470k ohms                      ! 12 VDC =
!
  !/                    !             _                         =
----------
                        !            /          .005 uF             ! -
SPKR 20W                !-------/\/\/\/\/---------)!----<-!---------!
                        !         _/ VR1 (see note1)    PVP diode   !
                        !                                           !
                    to RING                                      to TIP
                   (your phone)                                 (your =
phone)

note1 - VR1 is a three position variable resistor, enabling settings
equivalent to 100k ohms, 210k ohms, and 320k ohms (all 110k apart).

note2 - The diodes are silicon-germanium based bipolar RF reducers to =
limit
current polarity reversal. If these are placed backwards the box will =
not
work as intended.

note3 - The speaker will emit low tones when the SPST is closed (ie the =
box
is "ON") and when the settings of VR1 are moved to higher resistance the =
tone
level will increase.

note4 - Place setting evaluation symbols to represet the lowest =
resistance
setting for VR1 to be "STEAM", the second (210) to be "MELT", the third =
(320)
to be "VAPORIZE".

Usage of box.

Use in place of your normal telephone receiver. Do not attempt usage as =
a
regular phone. Call victim by sending tones through speaker with tape =
recorded
noise. Use touch tone sounds as pulse requires electric disruption of =
line,
not just audio. After answer (listen in on SPKR 1) set VR1 to desired =
strength
and let her go. Victim will feel unpleasant sensations in his/her head =
and
will undergo a series of high intensity seizures, not unlike epilepsy, =
and
jointly proportional to VR-1 setting and time induced.

Settings. (The Fun Part)

STEAM. A short -poof- of water vapor condenses within the victim's =
earpiece,
       rendering the telephone short circuited and the victim quite =
dazed.
MELT.  Causes structural phase change of receiver (usually reinforced
       ureaformaldehyde plastic material - high tech). This has the =
unpleasant
       bonus of removing the victim's hand.
VAPORIZE. If the victim is particularly nasty, this setting will remove =
his
       upper anatomy (if box is enabled properly, that is!). Continued =
usage
       of this setting is generally not recommended, as death or other =
serious
       injury will accompany.

Disclaimer.

Yes, I will refuse to take responsibility for your incompetence in =
electrical
doings. This includes my reluctance to give court testimony, etc. etc.


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